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and says "I'd like a martinus".

The bartender asks "Do you mean martini?"

The Roman replies "No, just one please."

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'd like five martinis please."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did that one last week.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hah, that' probably where I got it! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

*five martini please