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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can’t polish a turd.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I dunno, man... Look up coprolite. You can absolutely polish them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Having looked at some of the reports I have to clean up, I can tell you that yes, in fact, you CAN polish a turd

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You CAN polish a turd but it's still shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You can't polish a turd; you can roll it in glitter.