this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This person should buy a lottery ticket!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

But only one that is printed on the outside whether it's a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. "Always win a dollar"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Didn't realise this was roastme