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Grab the "2 random pills" and the "duplicate anything you own once" pill. Duplicate the "2 random pills" pill with the duplicate pill and eat both "2 random pills" pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.
Hopefully it's pure chaos
“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”). Grab a big handful of pills and swallow.
Others (in case you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline):
Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.
Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)
Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue
Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note
Shoebox glitch is way overpowered, nice one.
Shoebox is a nice idea, but now I'm wondering how big the pills would be...
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You win this round! Although a shoebox of Groundhog Day pills is probably hell. At least you get to choose to each each subsequent pill.
Sell them. You’ll make more than $4M, if you don’t get killed for it
I am assuming the shoebox can only contain one item,
you could get one duplication pill + shoebox with duplication pill = infinite duplication pills
So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?
Shoebox full of shoebox pills. Shoebox pill is overpowered.
I threw a dice and got:
I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!
Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?
based binding of Isaac player
I think the 2 random pills is an auto-redeem so you're rolling dice on collapsing civilization and strawberry flavor.
That sounds like a delicious risk to me! Strawberry flavored destruction. Actually, why don't villains flavor their creations?
This is the way