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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Instead, bouncers' job is to make you feel insecure and rejected for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only bad ones at bad places. I used to be a bouncer for years.

I was a guardian of "you" and my bartenders. I got you home safe, got rid of sexual predators and creeps, and gave you a light for your cigarettes and joints even though I don't smoke either anymore. Someone to chat with at length when you were just there because you had to. I suppose I would boost the occasional self-esteem too :]

I would also beat people up and sometimes pepper spray their mouth and eyeballs if they were violent assclowns. Such is life!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was only being half serious. I was mostly referring to "trendy places" that profile patrons, often racist etc. I do know many good bouncers at good establishments and they try to filter out dangerous people, like drunk/high dudes or bachelor/ette parties.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Glad to hear your safe from all those!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Things no one ever said about me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this the beginning of a horror movie?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a typical "I reach you my finger and you take the whole hand" kind of situation