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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Imagine Marlboro man doing this... Then riding into the sunset just before he feels the need for a cigarette 🚬 and then boom! Horse parts everywhere mixed with guy parts. Meanwhile a car driving through the near street gets rained on with pieces of the good stuff... anus, balls, penis, and skin with bloody hair on it as well as eyeballs, fingers and other parts easily recognizable to the layman. That's why you never top off your horse!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Cut to title card: Smoking kills

Truth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, Sausage Sunday. I remember it well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

riding into the sunset

Patrick the Pure