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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That guy actually was the danger.

He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.

He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.

Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I gonna say his name...

He's Heisenberg