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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Do Americans even know how to ride a bicycle?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but they don’t know how to change gears.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Gears!!! This thing has gears?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Inexperienced, but possible. If only bikes worked the same way as America's best anti-theft measure: a car with manual transmission.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Can confirm. Left my 1986 SAAB 900 SPG unlocked for a decade in a couple major cities downtown areas. The only thing anyone ever took was some of my quarters. They also never broke the window to get in, and then realize it was a manual. Didn't even take the radio, as I did take the faceplate inside with me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

They just don't know how to start it.