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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have questions

[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Answer - yes you DO need to clean under your foreskin

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

but then all the flavor is gone

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

just suck it yourself before cleaning duh

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Or jar it up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

YouTube video on how to do?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Step 1: Remove lower ribs

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Suck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I think Marilyn Manson did something like this. Maybe go ask him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Best i can do is a wikihow screenshot