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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (11 children)

But I need to see carlos next to a car otherwise I have no frame of reference!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (10 children)

He is a standard. Making him the frame reference. Weren't you taught that in school? 2 Juans make 1 Carlos and it takes 3 Carloss to make Jose. Which means of course there are 6 Juans in every Jose.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How many bananas does it take to make a Carlos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The Juan measuring system predates this discovery of bananas by giant turtle archaeologist. No one has ever bothered to create a conversion chart. Because giant turtle archaeologists don't eat bananas. I don't know why though, you have to ask them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Thank you. Carlos should clearly be holding a banana in this pic. You need multiple references when you're dealing with something particularly large.

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