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Eh, perhaps we can be careful with the term 'conspiracy theorist'. A conspiracy theory is that others have conspired to hide the truth. No need to think about conspiracies yet. Someone who looks at the ocean and says, meh, that's flat, is just doing science at the most basic of levels. Somebody who heard vaccines increased autism is just someone who believes someone. It's an academic survey at the most basic of levels.
Thus I'd like to coin the term, negligible science.
And if I'm considering my family's health, or how to sail to India, I'd better trust the non-negligible science.
Of course, the global consensus that Australia exists is a deliberate lie sustained by powerful conspirators; so that's a conspiracy theory: on top of the negligible science wherein I haven't seen Australia recently so it doesn't exist. (That one time was just a placebo Australia. You can tell because the kangaroos looked like people in suits.)
I did stop to think whether to use that term or not. I still chose to because (at least in my experience) the way such people explain away the consensus is by giving political/economical motives to the scientists that uphold it. 'Global warming isn't man-made, they are just paid to say that', 'Vaccines don't work, they just say that to sell more of them', 'Scientists have to fit the woke agenda' etc.
For that reasoning to work you would need a huge connected network of researchers all hiding the actual truth and spreading lies for nefarious gains, and that's a conspiracy if I ever heard one. Ofc there are people who just think they're smarter than all of the scientists combined, but I mostly encountered the former type.
Paul Hoyningen-Huene calls it facsimile science in the paper I mentioned and gives an overview of their characteristics, it's quite a nice read.