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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you hate wasps its because you're a coward and deserve to be stung anyway

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't hate wasps, but I wish they'd realize the apple I'm eating comes from the tree right behind me, that has a thousand more for them to munch on

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay, but like, clearly that is their apple???

I mean so are all the others.

And you are their meat if they get too hungry.

They can be important pollinators while also being tiny demons.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm all for symbiotic relationships, but that should also mean I get to eat an apple in peace. We literally have four apple trees in our backyard, plenty for everybody, and I let them eat whatever they want to their hearts desire.

I think they're just nearsighted and not very smart

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wasps = Tops, got it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Open one for it. They smell the sweet delicious insides but can't smell the skin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

95% of the ones on the trees are already pricked open by whatever animal found them