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Wish I could charge people $100 an hour when I answer their calls like a 1-900 number (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What a deal for them IMO

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My favorite is when you finally relent, answer the phone and they’re hyper distracted, trying to ‘fit in’ a phone call during their day

“Oh, hi Mark”

“Hey do yo- hold on” sounds of keys, phone put down, grocery bags rustling

“…”

Like bruh. You called me, because you felt this warranted 1:1 attention for a conversation. I didn’t sign up for your organic ‘hold music’ via foley session.