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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, really, he had received countless offers of marriage. Mostly from young gay men. OK, exclusively from young gay men, but it still counts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you’re a young gay man, that’s all you would want anyway, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok, it was exclusively from "somewhat old" gay men and obscenely drunk cat ladies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

obscenely drunk cat ladies.

Hm, where can I get an outfit like that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You start with one cat. Then go to 7/11 for booze.

Wake up in the morning thinking you thought you let the cat out, but really you let the back alley cats in. So is life.