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Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage'

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

CRITICAL FAILURE. WINDSHIELD WIPER DETACHMENT DETECTED. PLEASE CONTACT ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE IMMEDIATELY. DRIVING HAS BEEN DISABLED FOR SAFETY REASONS.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

FOR ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

CYAN LOW, REPLACE CYAN TO TURN OFF EMERGENCY BRAKE.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

If I saw that on my car, I'm not sure I could restrain the urge to take a baseball bat to it