Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He said nothing.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

would that apply to anything practically though? you can't eat 0 apples

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I can't eat -500 dollars either, yet my bank seems to think they're very real indeed.