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Yikes! I don't stand by my title for this post.
If you pay attention, lyrics about sex with minors was a common theme from the 50s (and earlier) to the 90s (and later).
"I get it up for the touch of the younger kind" ~ my Sharona - the knack, 1979
"She was just 17, if you know what I mean" ~ I saw her standing there - the Beatles, 1963
Girl, you'll be a woman soon. Neil diamond
Don't stand so close to me. The police
Sweet little sixteen. Chuck Berry
Etc.
"Well I don't care if you're just thirteen, You look too good to be true" Ted Nugent - Jailbait
It's worth noting that Paul McCartney was only 21 and George Harrison only 20 in 1963. That's a group of guys who hadn't really matured much since they never had to face any of the challenges that we did at that age, and were constantly doted upon. I'm not excusing their lyrics, I'm just saying 17 and 20 (only 3 years apart) is not as creepy as shit like old ass Ted Nugent singing about 13 year old girls. That shit is criminal, and gross.
Or if you want a clever subtle song choice.
"I love little girls, They make me feel so good"
~ Little girls - Oingo Boingo, 1981
But seriously I love that Danny Elfman was so pissed at his industry having this issue that he straight up made the creepiest, wrong song, just to mock them. And mostly everyone's takeaway was just "ew".
Domino - KISS
The live version of which is my favorite song of theirs...but not for that reason lol
"Little 15" Depeche Mode