Dad Jokes

15558 readers

517 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

187

Boy: "Dad, can you tell me what an eclispe is?" (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

12 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Dad: "No, son."

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is why he was on pain killers. https://youtube.com/watch?v=eZ3d1Cp8wts

And you are not entitled to your own facts, particularly when you are slandering people.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm glad you are the sole owner of truth, and hope that never changes. I will most definitely go watch some video like this is a debate of some kind. You know what it means when you reduce your opponent to name calling? You've won the argument. Go home, we're done here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Anytime. Cheers.