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We've clearly created a utopia. (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Due to a serious illness, I've used up all my paid sick days. My bosses told me, "we want you to get better, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want." Thanks a whole fucking lot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"we want you to get ~~better~~ fucked, so you can ~~take as many unpaid sick days as you want~~ get fucked."

You have our permission to wither broke and helpless. Don't worry about repaying us. We'll send you to collections