Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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...not one mention of calling an ambulance.

jesussswept... its just a joke, stop arguing over the logic of it. Humour is the suspension of logic ffs.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously calling an ambulance prevents death so it’s not something you should do before you die.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Wait until after you die to call the ambulance so you can experience death.