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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No, because you eat and drink more microplastics to replenish yourself.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You'll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Live a little will ya.

Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm already a 3D printer. I'm not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Lucky, my nozzle is always clogging

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Step 2 is optional

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Donation won't eliminate microplastics, but it will probably reduce their levels. (It has been shown to reduce levels of other harmful substances.)