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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm not donating my blood plastic for free!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh great, now I have to worry about DuPont and Dow coming to repo my blood.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I’ve got an idea for an opera…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

New money making idea: plasma centers that filter microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

What if we give you a donut for it?