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[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Decades are made of years

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One's doing time for shooting someone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.