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[–] [email protected] 121 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Everyone needs to put the toilet seat down. Flushing with the lid up is committing biological warfare on yourself and everything else in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But watching with great satisfaction as your turd circles down the toilet is one of life's great joys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I always flush, then put the seat down. I picked it up as a habit when we had a dog that would drink the toilet water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, peeing sitting down is easier and more relaxing for men.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

unless the toilet is too small

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I hate when my piece swabs the underside of the toilet seat 🤮

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

There is no product on the market I could find (with a normal price that isn't some $15,000 super toilet) that will open and close the lid and then flush for you. There are automatic seats, but they are timed such that it's completely unreasonable to stand and wait for them to close before flushing.

Crazy to think they're are no hands free options available.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Agreed. Two words y'all: fecal spray. Enjoy brushing your teeth.