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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Watch yer step Mr Terwiliger

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

"Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready.... aaaaaannnd... ACTION!!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh shit I did that detailing a model x once. Stupid gullwing doors