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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok but that is an enormous bite. If it’s an unknown candy, I’m going in with a tentative nibble.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I, on the other hand, live life on the edge. I don't know what something is but I'm shoving that whole fucking thing in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah my thoughts too. You ain't taking a bite that big of a candy you don't know will taste like shit. I call BS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'd totally go for a first bite of that size. I guess I'm just built different.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's also a perfect set of teeth / imprint. Maybe it was a pair of dentures they used?