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I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after
home is where you poop most comportably
Two words. Portable bidet. I have one everywhere i poop often and one to take with me for longer trips. They're good and cheap so why not.
So you take an apparatus with you every time you use the bathroom away from home? I'm not judging, I'm just genuinely curious about how that works
They are small. It's like taking a phone around with you. For me they are not sufficient as a TP substitute but as an adjunct. I am partial to the Toto motorized one.
What about splashback? Do they need to be cleaned? How does one transport them? I love bidets, but I'd feel icky tossing a portable one in a backpack along with my lunch...
Keeps in a bag. Propels stream at an angle and waste water falls vertically down, so it's not getting directly bathed in waste. It folds up and tip is concealed. I just wipe down tip with some TP.
Sounds intriguing! I might look into getting one.
It goes on the rim and hangs inside the toilet bowl, right? That thing is festering with shit particles if so.
No. Look up portable bidets. Many options but I don't think any are like that
I've never in my life been a baby wipe user... Untill I got a bidet at home. Now I stock work with them just so I can clock those work hours.
They are really bad for pipes, and I don’t give a fuck about my employers pocket book, but I don’t want the poor custodial staff of the building to have to unclog pipes because of my asshole.
Use baby wipes. They work pretty good.