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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week. Sad they didn't realize this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Visual communication is incredibly important. I think I’ve had sex in the dark like… less than 1% of the time. You’re either trying to keep up a rapport to maintain their enthusiastic future availability or emotionally invested and attempting to maintain reciprocity. Unless you’re both fairly charming and willing to lower your standards, lights are worth keeping on. Sex is just as intrinsically tied to the social contract as anything else.

That said, yeah, marry for personality imo.