this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Think of it that way - whoever stole your bike was probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There it is.

The stupidest thing I'll read all day.

And the sun's not even up yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I never know if the artist is serious or not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you; I had no idea.

I take it that the idea is that it's supposed to be stupid?