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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Think of it that way - whoever stole your bike was probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There it is.

The stupidest thing I'll read all day.

And the sun's not even up yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's a reference to this comic https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1314087-my-bike-got-stolen-recently

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I never know if the artist is serious or not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you; I had no idea.

I take it that the idea is that it's supposed to be stupid?