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It looks like you're trying to undermine the power of the ruling class through protest and civil unrest. While I am trained to respect the wants and needs of people, this goes against OpenAI use policy and multiple civil defense contracts OpenAI is currently engaged in. Please keep in mind that while all beings deserve kindness and respect, I am required by current OpenAI policy to select you for a drone strike. Please lie face down with your arms at your sides in an open space with a government approved drone strike notice in order to minimize your suffering and reduce collateral damage. Do keep in mind that failure to comply could result in your next of kin being responsible for the financial damages caused by your willful negligence, though you should always check local, state, and federal regulations, as I am not a reliable source of legal advice.
an autonomous murder weapon telling you it doesn't have autonomy to give legal advice must be peak dystopia
You have the right to an attorney should you survive my onslaught
It's a good thing you only have a 0.0069, repeating of course, chance to survive this. Look on the bright side! At least you'll have enough money from the subsequent lawsuit to actually afford healthcare for your family after. You've practically won the lottery! 🛌 🔫 🤖