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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Excuse me sir but you're above the weight limit ... you may either pay an adjusted fee ... or we amputate two limbs

American rubbing his chin: .....mmmmmm ... I don't know .... hmmmm?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How much extra do they charge for the amputations?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Only costs you an arm and a leg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Or I was thinking about if it was in America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Free and instant weight loss, can't complain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That'd be seven digits normally!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

six digits if you have shitty health insurance ... five digits if we get a really good vet ... four digits if we do it right here