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If you make Mexican rice, it kicks ass with beans.
It was as white as I am
To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.
Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.
He let me go with a warning
As white as driven snow
Whiter, even
Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he's got a better tan than I do.
Neon white.
Bet it wasn't.