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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You just call your own mom a milf...?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago

Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even older part isn't relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nope.

MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey's mom. So the theoretical milf can't be younger than 30.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn't lost its meaning.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

His name is Oedipus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Freud thought so