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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Because they all fight over who's hair is the broccoliest

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The hair was cooler when I was a kid. We also wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They all look like Roger from Doug

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Actually being broccoli would be super cool, but that haircut is not cool.