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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I've been places in the states where even airports won't give you a beer before noon. Damn Puritans, ruining things for 250 years.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think you're legally allowed to kick people in the crotch in that scenario.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes, violence is great at convincing people to give you alcohol!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Violence is the one true power, from which all other power is derived.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This trick only works at airports.

Try it!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I was in an airport in NY from 5am-6am, and they didn't serve alcohol during that hour. It was awful, and I had to wait!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah SLC is one of these. Worst layover ever.

ATL is the best layover. You can go bar hopping across the terminals using the train.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

They even ruined those muskets with the bell thingies on the end of the barrel. Haven't seen one of those in centuries.