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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ducks don't kill people.

Well, they do but only for fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The main difference between ducks and the military:

Ducks are prolific rapists.

Wait…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.

For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!