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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR... Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we're talkin!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here's some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave's as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I'm from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it's worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you're alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You and your friends needed a YT channel called "Does it Waffle".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can't turn everything in to content.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Nike would sponsor it since thats how they started.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don't know who started it but there's a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I know, just trust me.

There's no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It's good. I promise you it's good. It isn't gonna change your life but I swear it's good. it's better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So, what’s going on with the spaghetti in Ohio?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ohio chili is probably the only good food that ever came out of Ohio.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You’ve clearly never tried goetta.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So bolognaise?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But then what do you with the included frosting? I'm for sure not gonna throw that shit away!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

pap schmears and goth face, as a twofer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Im thinking mashed potatoe waffle ... Next time I mashed potatoes I'm making this with the leftovers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It almost makes up for the fact that I can't go to Red Lobster and say, "just keep the biscuits coming, I won't be ordering today."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

with tastier flavor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Proof and recipe or it's all lies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That comment made me shrivel up. IDK why

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Beard man puts fried chicken on cheddar biscuit

Enjoys himself

Yum

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

yes

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Unlimited shrimp and waffles!