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[–] [email protected] 142 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus." -Plan B wielding Thanos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn't sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The universe required correction.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thanos did nothing wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry little one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Lol, and after the baby is born, too.