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Water, water, everywhere... (reddthat.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Now now... It pisses on your ass, splatters your ballsack, and THEN you smear WET shit all around just like every toilet paper peasant you look down on.

And I have a bidet... but I don't strongly prefer it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You have a sewage backup, not a bidet, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This is totally not my experience. Maybe you have a bad bidet and/or dietary issues?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

Every bidet I've ever used is like this. They're just as dirty as dry wiping, just in a different way. Like, sure; with a bidet you end up with a cleaner ass after wiping yourself dry, but you can get the same result with a wet wipe but with less collateral spray damage to your cheeks and legs (and balls if you're a dude).