I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.
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Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can't install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)
Are you saying the water supply to the tank is non standard? That's the only piece you need to interact with. I've yet to see a non standard one
They're basically a squishy water bottle... Not ideal but might be worth a try?
After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.
CuloClean Portable Bidet for... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff
What is that ref at the end of the link?
LMAO - I haven't seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.
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Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol
I know an adult care nurse, she told me "everyone wipes their ass differently and they're all convinced their way is the only way."
We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn't reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away... Don't take your bidet for granted people.
Does your toilet's water line have connectors on either side, or is it just straight from the wall to the toilet? If the latter, you really need to talk to a plumber, but the former can be solved by just getting a new hose line.
I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.
It's a life changing purchase.
Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.
Sorry what's the joke here? Big parts of India has issues with sanitation
Sorry! Didnt mean to offend! Indians typically use their hands to wipe their butts with water. I think it is cleaner and uses less water relatively. The joke I intended to make was that India has been using water to wash themselves for several years whereas the west needed the invention of a bidet to force the change.
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I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy...
can't believe david tennant's husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.
Pff If it it's extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower
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