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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That would be a nightmare to actually eat, the skin is fully intact.

Now, slice the cucumber normally and make little finger sandwiches with it, and that's actually pretty appealing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

the skin is fully intact

You need to see a dentist if the skin on a cucumber is too much for you lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

~~It looks like a zucchini, not a cucumber~~

Edit: I am wrong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Those bumps are very cucumber

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

you know what, I'm not gonna have a fight over the Internet over whether or not a picture is of a zucchini or cucumber

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You don't have a choice. I am already deploying soldiers to your location.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay, dunno why you brought it up then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've never had a cucumber with bumps on before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Strange, most slicer varieties have at least some bumps, though not as pronounced as most picking varieties. Maybe you're used to Persians?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I never realised that cucumbers in America are different! Our variety is apparently the English one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

There are a bunch of different varieties! Sometimes the bumps on smaller cukes will even have little spikes.