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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Habanero face mask

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there's no tears.