badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Like badposting, but it would have an automod that auto banned anyone posting with the word "beanis" anywhere in the post. Someone could write a regular expression to do it. Obviously posters would try to get around the automod, so we'd have to extend it to any combination of 2 or more letters of "beanis". So "eani" and "anis" would also get bans.

You're welcome for the idea.

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Toastify (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Is awesome (does anyone else get that weird error code in red or just me?)

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๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธBut the bean ๐Ÿซ˜ is not my son ๐Ÿ˜”

OOH

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  1. the IDF has W rizz
  2. Hamas is in its flop era ๐Ÿ’€
  3. still being a Zionist in 2024? that's brat af
  4. Gaza is not the vibe y'all...
  5. campus protesters are giving the ick
  6. settler colonialism is goated
  7. "from the river to the sea" is cheugy

share this with all your besties and remember - Gen Z stands for Generation Zionism!

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beanis

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Testing (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

How does I do the bots?

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No, this isn't beit and I'm not going to add you to a blocklist

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I tried tweeting Trump on twitter but he didn't respond. He must be too busy having sex with his hot wife.

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That's why Amazon's game division died after the New World failure.

That's why Amazon's P R E S T I G E T V division died after Rings of Power wound up being a long dragged out expensive wet fart.

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How would it effect the economy?

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How owned would the wokes' be at that point?

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I'm can't sleep because tumm hurt so I'm making posts for you it's the least you could do to like it for me, then I can go to slepe and ignore you all for the next six hours

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Common courtesy (and some regulations) prohibit the use of high beans in proximity to other behicles of fewer than 200m (650 feet, the length of over two footbean fields!) because they can 'dazzle' oncoming drivers or drivers ahead.

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jesus pissing

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Beanis (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Peak character design, high bean energy

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... then why was it called MakhnovshCHINA? PRC-emblem some-controversy anarxi deng-stoned chairman

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The only way to stop a bad guy with a brainworm is a good guy with a brainworm brainworms

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Ill never forgive you

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These little freaks right here produce a form of milk protein crystal, meaning in the future it might be possible to not just eat the bug, but milk the bug as well.

HOWEVER, that raises the question, what is "bug milk"? Because if you go by the precedent of nut milks, it's a milk of ground and processed bug. But if you go by the precedent of animal milk, then it would refer to the milk FROM the bug

Without clear rules dictating how to speak here, how is someone to know which product they're getting??

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