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can't remember this part in the bible in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Thanks Eru, this won't cause tension in the future! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Xande: oh HELL no

Goose in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gussy

Goose in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

Whats the nost bizzare local story from your city? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

Three pigeons walk into a bar... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Same.

We don't have Mt. Dew, is Surge OK? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"You guys are still staffing window 1?"

the katt in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank

Do bobcats know what 'pspspsps' means? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

Special delivery in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

This is the way! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nice, very trochaic

Jennifer Lawrence in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl