xeekei

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

My cousin slept on my couch for a night, had forgotten to deactivate his alarm for the weekend, so his alarm went off waking me tf up.

So I had to walk out of my room and solve a fucking puzzle I'd never seen before while the bastard slept thru it all

He's the heaviest sleeper on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

So, no change then?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

'Linux is slang for Arch Linux, so I think they did.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

did the guy with the valve in his eye quit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That piped bot is great, and highly appreciated by me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For non-mouthbreathers, that's actually quite unpleasant.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's because of modern science-ish mixing them willynilly. They almost made a new artificial language at this point.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No one's actually afraid of palindromes, it's a joke phobia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What names shall we give the new weekdays? Because I was thinking maybe we should rename a few existing ones, so no weekdays start with the same letters. Then they can be abbreviated to their respective first letters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Arch users uncomfortable when not about us btw

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Rob Schneider really let himself go.

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