swab148

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Definitely the most interesting one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He's definitely on the wall, though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Except for the construction areas of 35, where five lanes will suddenly become two

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nope, everyone in Texas drives like we're playing Burnout: Revenge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I love Nellie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, if you're ever in North Texas...

Yeah, I'm like a weird Godzilla that way. I pick up busses, but then I put them back down as I make my way to the center of town.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

See, I feel heard in this. Not to brag, but I'm 6'4" and "things" are proportional. I sometimes step over stuff that others wouldn't, but I'd hesitate at a chair. There's too much risk, he'd have to have a tight nutsack all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's me. I'm the fish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It weighs on a lot of people's minds

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's okay! I actually have "gold-pressed latinum" programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like "what the fuck is platinum" on the rare occasions I need to type that word.

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