subterfuge

It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

Trump will fire him anyway, then throw them to the leopards.

The AC button cools the air around you.

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

“Subscribe”

One activation to rule them all.

This is so wholesome. Please, keep being kind to those kids.

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

Skaterpillar?

Enough to die, apparently.