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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hint of a major and disrupt health policy shift, not backed by any science, with a Trump-knows-shit-about-shit answer of "we'll have to look into that" two days before an election. What a fucking guy this idiot is.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (5 children)

That's not a very good reason or justification to delay.

If that worries the justice system, then Trump can never be sentenced. He has cult followers for life.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck this noise. His ass should be in a holding pen awaiting his sentencing. Then maybe he'd want to do it a little sooner. Unfortunately, we continue to keep handling him with the softest, fluffiest, Downy fresh kid gloves.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

The U.S. Constitution uses but does not define the phrase "natural born Citizen" and various opinions have been offered over time regarding its exact meaning.

Don't be too sure. This particular SC might allow Elon to run because...reasons. And by reasons, I mean free chartered flights anywhere in the world, brand new RVs, and paying rent for justices' mamas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They don't even need violence. Just an official act that decrees that only 3 specific justices have case voting power. The other six are just non-voting members. Effective immediately.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

He's has a mastery of gish galloping. There's no way I could ever approach half of what he does.

But that's about the only thing I can think of that he's good at. And it's definitely something he's good at due to severe character flaws and mental development issues, not exactly a learned skill or intentional thing he applies. But good nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Trump aides alarmed that Trump is ranting about crowd sizes.

Trump aides alarmed that Trump's skin is orange.

Trump aides alarmed that Trump only cares about himself.

Trump aides alarmed that Trump is living in the past.

Trump aides alarmed that Trump is a convicted felon.

Like, who are these aides? Where were they the last 20 years?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Watch his recent NJ speech for a couple of minutes.

I would, but that's a couple minutes more than I can stand. Given that I don't want to stab my eardrums with an icepick, I'm going to trust you on this one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

If somebody doesn't find that rhino birth scene funny, we can't be friends. I still shake violently watching that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Promise him Secretary of State if he stays in the race until election day, keeps on message (stupid conservative arguments), and works swing states hard. Then...just don't give him State. Or anything.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (6 children)

OK politicians sure do like wasting taxpayer dollars on unwinnable court cases.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Still moving faster than I-95. I'd stick with it.

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