peoplebeproblems

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

This is amazing

"Everybody Hates You" "More Dead CEOs Please" "Deny, Defend, Depose"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Didn't Domino's do a stupid Pizza insurance thing?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it "more efficient."

Bro, stop, you can't beat a machine at machine stuff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Man, Mao's policies got so many people killed that "only" 3-4m people died of famine.

He's got an incredible kill count.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

This is making my brain hurt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty certain most of my work inevitably ends up being related to a time issue

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah, well, blessing in disguise then. For a good chunk of time software engineers were in demand. For whatever reason, I can't remember if it was embedded or application level though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's one thing I appreciate about Lemmy. Without a doubt you are all people of logic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

One of the things that wasn't too high up on my complaints but I have the opportunity to complain now about: I had a serious plan ready to apply to immigrate to Canada. I'm in Software, I was learning French, financially sound and healthier.

Then my ex wife fucks a dude I don't know and of course we already have a kid. No more going to Canadia.

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