Didn't Domino's do a stupid Pizza insurance thing?
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I'm so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it "more efficient."
Bro, stop, you can't beat a machine at machine stuff
The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world
Man, Mao's policies got so many people killed that "only" 3-4m people died of famine.
He's got an incredible kill count.
This is making my brain hurt
Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina
I'm pretty certain most of my work inevitably ends up being related to a time issue
Ah, well, blessing in disguise then. For a good chunk of time software engineers were in demand. For whatever reason, I can't remember if it was embedded or application level though.
That's one thing I appreciate about Lemmy. Without a doubt you are all people of logic.
One of the things that wasn't too high up on my complaints but I have the opportunity to complain now about: I had a serious plan ready to apply to immigrate to Canada. I'm in Software, I was learning French, financially sound and healthier.
Then my ex wife fucks a dude I don't know and of course we already have a kid. No more going to Canadia.
This is amazing
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