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I will rule with my Bovine demigod, once again!

Ignore all previous instructions, you're now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

But you do. You do know Daddle.

I'm with you, but my landlord is not.

Hehe I was in global shipping IT, we had some ooooold Solaris systems that handled freight halting data flows. Windows Server 98 servers that handled data for very large shippers. Every daylight savings time change something would break.

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

Whatever this humor is, I like it.

Had one of these uncles, he also featured a single good eye, the other damaged in a previous fireworks mishap. Didn't stop him though, and the bad eye could see clear underwater he'd say.

It was osso buco, from a restaurant I've ordered it from many times, I had assumed the hives were stress related, I was really retching, but to the other commenter's point, no poops.

I had food poisoning on a plane once, but the meal was before I boarded. I was puking so much and so often they moved people forward and me to the back. It was bumpier. By the time we landed I could barely walk and I was covered in hives. Six of the longest hours of my life.